"Purple Yin"
(with thanks to Dustin Martinez)


Jimi Hendrix as a Wudan Master...


Sung to "Purple Haze"

Purple Yin all in my brain
Lately my chi just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I do bonsai

Purple Yin all around
Don't know if I'm Li of Chow
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, Jade Fox put some poison in me

Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no

Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, {click} ahhh,
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, YEAH!

Purple Yin all in my eyes, uhh
I must be dying or we're close to night
Give Green Destiny to that young girl
Don't think I can use it in the other world

Ooo
Help me
Ahh, yea-yeah, Purple YIN, yeah
Oh, no, oh
Oh, help me
Tell me, baby, tell me
I can't go on like this
You're makin' me blow my mind...mama
N-no, nooo
No, its painful, baby.
 



 
Today the part of Jade Fox will be played by Prince...


Sung to "Purple Rain"


I only meant 2 cause U great sorrow 
I only meant 2 cause U unbearable Pain 
I only wanted one time 2 see U dying 
I only wanted 2 see U dying from Purple Yin 

Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
Purple Yin, Purple Yin
Purple Yin, Purple Yin

I only wanted 2 know secrets of your martial arts
I never wanted 2 be your master's weekend lover 
I only wanted 2 be some kind of Wudan friend, hey 
Baby, If I could only steal manuals from another 
It's such a shame our rivalry had 2 end 

Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
Purple Yin, Purple Yin 

I only wanted 2 kill my disciple with Purple Yin 
Honey, I know, I know, I know there is no antidote
It's time we all reach out 4 something new, that means U 2 
U say U want Shu Lin, but U can't seem 2 make up your mind 
I think U better close it and let Nirvana free U from the Purple Yin 

Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
Purple Yin, Purple Yin 
I only want 2 see U, 
Only want 2 see U dying from my Purple Yin.